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Post by The Squeeze! on Nov 8, 2006 17:04:47 GMT -7
I started this thread for all of us members to vent about certain aspects of the NBA that we are supremely pissed about! Things that make you sick, angry, pissed, confused, or constapated! I will start this post off on a pissed tangent about a "person". List the thing(s) that piss you off with the next number in order...mine will be the first example with 1.
1. Adam Morrison's cheesey porn stache!
This is something that has been pissing me off since his profile was shoved in my face every minute last year! Somebody tell Morrison that little kitten whiskers and a shaggy hairdo are not suave! He has the worst moustache I have ever seen, some people cant grow good facial hair, so suprise, they stop trying but not Adam. Jake plummer tried the whole John Holmes porn look, and he could pull it off cause he had the full bushy, handlebar moustache....Morrison looks like Holmes non-pubescent little brother! It is a good thing this freaky looking homo is a rich NBA soon to be superstar, otherwise the only tail this bum would be tapping would be a 300lb hog he met at WAL-MART and took back to his camaro to pound!!! What a fag! Well that was my extreme rant for the night, there are plenty of things in the NBA that make me want to shit myself but I am fatigued after this super rant!
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Post by Pacer Pride on Nov 9, 2006 2:11:35 GMT -7
3. I hate Kobe. Can I be anymore blunt then that He "allegedly" raped a young girl and the media crammed it down our throats on a daily basis. Kobe is treated like the second coming by some people ,even in this league He whines on the court,off the court and now he wants to spend more time "with charitable efforts" even though he put his time in on Hurricane Katrina and other causes in the past.Your suppose to be humble and not brag you jackass Kobe can never mention something and leave it be.He has to draw attention to himself/situation and bitch & whine like only he can. He is "becoming" more of a team player. I ask who was the cause of the Shaq/Kobe fued Who was the only player not to show up at Devean George's mother's house for a team cookout in a crucial playoff series?KOBE THAT IS WHO! Maybe I am being a little harsh on the guy.Maybe if he was not a premadonna panzy ass cry baby bitch ,I would then ease up p.s. Win a ring without Shaq and stop the lame a** excuses
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Post by Thee OC Lakers on Nov 9, 2006 15:18:30 GMT -7
kobe IS THE MAN AND HE WILL WHOOP YOUR AZZ AND YOUR TEAMS ASS HAHAHHAHAHA
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Post by The Squeeze! on Dec 13, 2006 19:22:01 GMT -7
AI is a little homo and I am tired of his gay-ass little tantrums! You are a terrible PG and a lousy team player AI and that is why your teams suck! Not to mention, managment is useless.....Cwebb was a great pickup!!! LOL. PHI and Iverson can rot. I really do wish that he would be traded to CHA so we can all see him pout and whine and waste the rest of his career on a bum team! He definately pisses me off.
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Post by The Squeeze! on Dec 13, 2006 19:27:23 GMT -7
Oh, and while I am ranting about the NBA, kudos to David Stern for looking like a fucking horses ass!!! I believe the new balls are probably really good and they are most likely better than the old ones but the players have used leather ones most of their careers so it is understandable that there might be a little griping. When Stern was still a man, he told Shaq and all the other overpaid pussies who whined about the ball to shut the fuck up because it is here for good . But alas....mr. Stern seems to have gotten a case of wet labia once the annointed one.....KING LEBRON griped about the ball. Now in Sterns infinite stupidity he has decided to look like a moron and change back to BRAND NEW leather balls in janruary!!!! What a retard, not only do you look like a weak hypocrite, but expect bad FG% until the new leather balls are game broken in after the first month!! STERN IS AN IMBECILE
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Post by fnamazin on Dec 14, 2006 2:16:05 GMT -7
Oh, and while I am ranting about the NBA, kudos to David Stern for looking like a fucking horses ass!!! I believe the new balls are probably really good and they are most likely better than the old ones but the players have used leather ones most of their careers so it is understandable that there might be a little griping. When Stern was still a man, he told Shaq and all the other overpaid pussies who whined about the ball to shut the fuck up because it is here for good . But alas....mr. Stern seems to have gotten a case of wet labia once the annointed one.....KING LEBRON griped about the ball. Now in Sterns infinite stupidity he has decided to look like a moron and change back to BRAND NEW leather balls in janruary!!!! What a retard, not only do you look like a weak hypocrite, but expect bad FG% until the new leather balls are game broken in after the first month!! STERN IS AN IMBECILE I think they actually started using the old leather balls again tonight... But I agree with Squeezy in that Stern is a pussy and I would have pimp slapped the shit out of King James with my royal ring hand before I turned trick and went down on my knees like that bitch Stern obviously did...
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Post by The Squeeze! on Dec 14, 2006 15:46:10 GMT -7
They start using the leather balls January 1st
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Post by Pacer Pride on Dec 22, 2006 23:17:09 GMT -7
6.Injuries like the one above,possibly crippling my playoff/title hopes
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Post by mweir145 on Dec 23, 2006 0:33:39 GMT -7
6.Injuries like the one above,possibly crippling my playoff/title hopes Exactly, or the predictable, Camby broken finger that happens every year. Seriously, is Marcus made of glass? Right when he finally breaks into the top 10 in fantasy rankings, and Carmelo goes out meaning big numbers, he randomly breaks his finger. I now have the most injuries of any team with Turkoglu, Peja, and Camby out.
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Post by fnamazin on Dec 23, 2006 16:02:29 GMT -7
6.Injuries like the one above,possibly crippling my playoff/title hopes Dec 23, 2006 3:22pm ET Nets’ Krstic To Miss Remainder of Season Following further medical examination today, December 23, it has been determined that Nets forward/center Nenad Krstic suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee during the Nets/Lakers game on Friday, December 22, Nets President Rod Thorn announced today. Krstic will have surgery at an unspecified future date. He will be out for the remainder of the 2006-07 season.
We were talking about this last night but we weren't sure how serious it was well its very serious so I guess you can just drop him now Pride... BTW, I got this from NBA.COM if you want to check it out for yourself...
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Post by Pacer Pride on Dec 23, 2006 17:09:24 GMT -7
ACL. ,f*ckin hockey injury. I think Al Harrington tore his ACL. on Celtic floor a few years ago as a Pacer. This could signal the end of my playoff hopes.He was a key C. for me this season
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Post by The Squeeze! on Dec 26, 2006 8:36:42 GMT -7
end of your playoff hopes with the loss of Krstic....a key center. Try losing Yao (best C in NBA) and Bosh (top 5 FC)! Now those are two key loses that could ensure I miss the playoffs again.
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Post by fnamazin on Dec 29, 2006 23:26:50 GMT -7
Speaking of injuries I think I can top the both of you there with Wade, Pierce, J-SMOOVE, and J.R. Smith all out right now...
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Post by The Squeeze! on Jan 12, 2007 14:38:09 GMT -7
wow am i pissed big time now!!!!! it has more to do with my team here than the NBA. but there is not really another forum to vent so I will let it out here. Losing Tony Allen the other night was a bigger blow to my team than losing Yao Ming! I mean Allen has been a beast for 6 straight weeks with or without Pierce in the lineup, he finally became a legit stat stuffer and his loss will greatly hamper my overall effectiveness. the last 2-3weeks he was getting 21pt 7reb 4ast 3stl .8blk a game and shooting 53% !!!!!!! Its too bad Allens season and possible career have been cut short because I think he finally proved he was a baller, but it definately hurts me big time.
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Post by fnamazin on Jan 12, 2007 23:41:16 GMT -7
wow am i pissed big time now!!!!! it has more to do with my team here than the NBA. but there is not really another forum to vent so I will let it out here. Losing Tony Allen the other night was a bigger blow to my team than losing Yao Ming! I mean Allen has been a beast for 6 straight weeks with or without Pierce in the lineup, he finally became a legit stat stuffer and his loss will greatly hamper my overall effectiveness. the last 2-3weeks he was getting 21pt 7reb 4ast 3stl .8blk a game and shooting 53% !!!!!!! Its too bad Allens season and possible career have been cut short because I think he finally proved he was a baller, but it definately hurts me big time. I feel your pain Squeezy as I had Tony Allen in all three of my other leagues but I got lucky somehow in two of them since I was able to pick up Marbury in one and Tinsley in the other... BTW these are very active leagues too...
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Post by Pacer Pride on Jan 19, 2007 21:49:12 GMT -7
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Post by fattykid2000 on Jan 19, 2007 21:55:39 GMT -7
I know that The Game went on a rant about how the Jazz play.. (so boring)
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Post by Pacer Pride on Mar 5, 2007 18:55:06 GMT -7
11. Guys who never learn .I think he's scared to face the TRUTH(not Pierce,the Pacers).He dodged playing them last month because of "personal matters" Kings forward Artest arrested after woman reports violence By JULIET WILLIAMS, Associated Press Writer March 5, 2007 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest was arrested Monday after a woman called 911 from his home saying she had been assaulted. Placer County sheriff's deputies responded about 9:30 a.m. to Artest's five-acre estate in the Sacramento suburb of Loomis, where they found a woman who had suffered injuries, officials said. She declined medical attention. Deputies arrested Artest on suspicion of domestic violence and using force or violence to prevent the woman from reporting a crime, sheriff's spokeswoman Dena Erwin said. "He and the female were in the house and separated," Erwin said. "The deputies interviewed them and took Mr. Artest into custody." Artest, the central figure of the infamous 2004 brawl between Indiana Pacers players and Detroit Pistons fans, was booked into the Placer County Jail and released later on $50,000 bail. Erwin said she could not disclose the woman's injuries or characterize her relationship with the player. She said Artest was cooperative when deputies arrived at his home. Sheriff's officials obtained an emergency protective order that prevents Artest from returning to the house or contacting the woman until she can obtain a restraining order, sheriff's Sgt. Andrew Scott said during an afternoon news conference. He said such action was normal procedure in domestic violence cases. Geoff Petrie, the Kings' president of basketball operations, said the team was removing Artest from the team, pending a full investigation. "The Kings have excused Ron Artest indefinitely from any further participation with the team due to his arrest today for domestic violence," Petrie said in a statement. Team spokesman Troy Hanson told The Associated Press that Artest had not been suspended and still was being paid. Artest, who joined the Kings from the Indiana Pacers in January 2006, has had previous run-ins with police. He was at the center of the Nov. 19, 2004 brawl between Pacers players and Pistons fans at The Palace in Detroit. Just when a confrontation between players seemed to be over, Artest, lying on the scorer's table, was hit with a cup filled with an icy beverage. He bolted into the stands in a rage, followed by fist-swinging teammate Stephen Jackson. Artest and teammate Jermaine O'Neal later slugged fans on the court. Two days later, Artest was suspended for the rest of the season -- 73 games, plus the playoffs -- in a move that cost him almost $5 million. Artest and Jackson were sentenced to one year of probation and 60 hours of community service after pleading no contest to misdemeanor assault charges. In January, Artest was released from that probation. Artest has spent nearly 14 months with Sacramento since the Kings acquired him in a blockbuster trade for fan favorite Peja Stojakovic. His short tenure is following a familiar script for the volatile former St. John's star: Initial excitement and outstanding play, followed by disinterest, distractions -- and now, more legal trouble. Last month, county animal control officers seized Artest's Great Dane, Socks, from his home in a gated community about 25 miles northeast of Sacramento. They said the animal wasn't being fed. County records showed the NBA star had paid nearly $2,000 in boarding and impound fees for his dogs, which had spent 77 nights at the pound since July. Last season, Artest guaranteed the then-struggling Kings would make the playoffs shortly after he arrived, and they surged to the No. 8 seed and an impressive performance in a first-round loss to San Antonio. Artest's dogged defense and passion fit in well with Sacramento's devoted fans, who adopted him as a community favorite. This season hasn't been as easy for Artest, who's averaging 18.7 points and 6.6 rebounds while the Kings struggle at 27-32. Sacramento, which hosts Artest's former Indiana teammates on Tuesday night, has battled poor team chemistry and inconsistent play under new coach Eric Musselman. Though Artest had been a model teammate in his abbreviated first season, he sparked controversy two months ago by indirectly criticizing Mike Bibby's defense. Artest also missed a handful of games with a knee injury that came as news to the Kings -- and last month, he sat out of the Kings' visit to Indiana for undisclosed personal reasons. The Kings were rumored to be exploring trades for Artest but didn't make a deal at last month's trade deadline. Sacramento has won its last three games, with Artest playing well in road victories over Portland and the Los Angeles Lakers -- after shaving the word "Kings" into the back of his head. AP Sports Writer Greg Beacham in Tucson, Ariz., contributed to this report.
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Post by The Squeeze! on Mar 10, 2007 9:38:19 GMT -7
Im sick of Kobe Bryant and his faggot ass elbows that he always throws....and on top of it he actually has the stones to say that it is always an accident or he landed ackward. Put him in a phone booth with Mutumbo and his killer elbows flailing away as punishment. He is a bitch.
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Post by Thee OC Lakers on Mar 10, 2007 15:12:53 GMT -7
your a bitch u just mad cuz your team sucks and U JUST hate on kobe cuz hes too good,hey if u aint in the top 4 then u shouldnt talk about bball cuz u no nothing.and thoose eurpeons are pussy's kinda like u so thats why u like them hahahahahaha
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Post by Pacer Pride on Mar 10, 2007 15:42:47 GMT -7
your a bitch u just mad cuz your team sucks and U JUST hate on kobe cuz hes too good,hey if u aint in the top 4 then u shouldnt talk about bball cuz u no nothing.and thoose eurpeons are pussy's kinda like u so thats why u like them hahahahahaha This thread is for what pisses you off in the NBA.,not to defend your bitch
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Post by fattykid2000 on Mar 10, 2007 21:22:32 GMT -7
The #1 thing I hate most is Kobe's gay little fanboys...
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Post by The Squeeze! on Mar 11, 2007 21:13:02 GMT -7
BTW I have NO Europeans on my team, maybe a huge ugly chink but no gay Europeans....or pansy, raping, elbowing sissies. Kobe is a pure loser. He pisses all people of because he fights like a pussy, and has to cheap shot all the time. He was Shaqs little monkey boy on an organ grinder and now he is garbage with the oft doped up loser Lamar Odom. Another big loser who has been a loser wherever he has been....including Rhode Island.
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Post by The Squeeze! on Mar 11, 2007 21:21:09 GMT -7
while wer'e on it, lets discuss about why the Lakers piss all of us off. Hmmm could it be because I am tired of seeing Phil Jacksons ugly hippie burnout ass on TV or on the sidelines. Kobe is the gayest player this side of that fag that actually came out of the closet after he retired, I think he said Kobe's was the meat he preferred in his cheeks The Lakers whole team is Pure Dung. Some of their actual starters would be bench players on 85% of all NBA teams (Walton, Evans, K.Brown, S.Parker) that is one big list of homos. Odom and Kobe are the most talent they have and Odom has never won squat since being in the NBA. Kobe crys about not being the man so the morons in charge ship out their talent so that Kobe can have his spotlight and never win again....which is great. Good idea to ship out Shaq and C.Butler. Lets see would the lakers rather have Shaq, or Bynum/Brown at Center and would they rather have Butler at SF or Walton tough call. This team is puke, and if Kobe wasnt scoring half their pts every night, they would be worse than CHA.
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Post by Pacer Pride on Mar 11, 2007 22:08:34 GMT -7
BTW I have NO Europeans on my team, maybe a huge ugly chink but no gay Europeans....or pansy, raping, elbowing sissies. Kobe is a pure loser. He pisses all people of because he fights like a pussy, and has to cheap shot all the time. He was Shaqs little monkey boy on an organ grinder and now he is garbage with the oft doped up loser Lamar Odom. Another big loser who has been a loser wherever he has been....including Rhode Island. Lamar and Rhode Island are Providence and Cro's bitchessssssss
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Post by Pacer Pride on Apr 5, 2007 1:24:28 GMT -7
Any comments O.C.
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Post by kramedawgz22 on Apr 5, 2007 15:15:18 GMT -7
I think Joakim Noah might be the single ugliest man I've ever seen. There's a reason inter-species breeding is impossible - to prevent the creation of things like him.
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Post by fattykid2000 on Apr 5, 2007 15:22:50 GMT -7
hes a fucking tool
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Post by Pacer Pride on Apr 5, 2007 15:48:53 GMT -7
I could care less either way O.C. just hates him; plus he blew up his bracket in NCAA. Finals.I guess the hate stretches to the College level.My question is...wouldn't you think the best specimens' in the world (Swedish hotties) would produce a better looking person then Noah
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Post by Pacer Pride on May 29, 2007 17:28:17 GMT -7
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